aunty Helen

Helen Clark, Prime Minister of NZ.

So called as she is the matriarch of the New Zealand 'Nanny State', but without the children.

Sometimes referred by her detractors as Uncle Helen due to the her masculine appearance.

"Did you hear what Aunty Helen was on about yesterday?"

by miguelsancheese October 24, 2008

The Hellen Keller

During the course of oral sex, ejaculate into the young ladies eye causing her vision to be impared, then smack her in both ears immediatly after causing her to briefly loose her hearing, and causing the sound of ringing in her ears. This will cause the illusion of the historical figure Helen keller who was Blind and Def.

Hey have you ever dated a handicapped person?
-No i have not have you?
Not quite but i gave my date the hellen keller last night!

by G-rant H January 3, 2008

helen

The helen (abbreviated hn) is the imperial unit of measurement for female beauty, now superseded by the metric bella

Pulchritude is expressed as a fraction of 1000, denoting the number of ships that could be launched by the beauty of a given woman.

This system was originated by Christopher Marlowe in 'Doctor Faustus'.

"Maxim readers voted Olivia Wilde as the hottest woman in the world - therefore by definition she is rated at 1000 helen"

by Hitmouse December 12, 2009

Mount St. Helens

Ok, This Is The ACTUAL Mount St. Helens, so if your looking for a sexual definition, look again!

Mount St. Helens is an active-erupting volcano in Washington State. It began erupting lava in October of 2004.

Name: Mount St. Helens
Type: Stratovolcano
Age: 40,000 Years Old
Status: Active-Erupting

The Mount St. Helens volcano erupted again today. The ash cloud took out Air Force One.

by Jon March 14, 2005

Helen

Helen’s are amazing beautiful people who don’t give a fuck what other people think of them. Everyone wants to date a Helen, but normally Helens date Jonahs. Helens are extremely smart and talented and if you date a Helen you should be happy.

Jonah:I’m dating a Helen
Jonah’s friend: wow you are a lucky boy.

by Hella turkey October 26, 2019

Necessary Helen

a girl who collects photos of people who are vomiting for her own sexual gratification after getting them drunk

That girls a necessary helen

by broken lady November 23, 2010

kayla helen

a dirty skank who is random n pretty much brain dead. she wins u over by her smile

u r such a kayla helen. quit toyin with my balls n put out

by crazyjjsgirl October 13, 2011