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Lemon and Herb

The weakest and most pathetic flavour of chicken at Nandos... Seriously, it'd be like going out for a curry and ordering a fucking cucumber and yoghurt dip as your main course.

Often used as a put down for someone who has taken the weedy option along with "Mango and Lime" (the other Nandos flavour of choice for those of weak tongue).
Nando's Man: How would you like it?
Colm (Very Quietly): Lemon and Herb please (shhh)

Nando's Man: And you sir?
Dan: EXTRA HOT PLEASE... (quietly) Actually make that mango and lime...

"You Mango and Lime bastard!"
"You cucumber and yoghurt cunt"
"You lemon and lime bastard"
"You Mango and Herb dick"
by Grizzlers August 19, 2009
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Seasoned herb

Used instead of weed or marijuana in places with snitches and/or parents.
Kid: Yo Barry you got any seasoned herb?

Barry: Yeah man how much you need
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Special Herbs

The code word used in place of weed.
Mom: Hey, Joey! Is that weed I see growing on your window sill?
Joey: No, ma, I swear! Those are just my special herbs!
Mom: You are a great son, Joey.
by the bæ July 24, 2015
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collie herb

1. Jamaican slang for marijuana.

2. Track 9 from Horace Andy's 1977 album "In the Light"
by Grandma Jones February 15, 2006
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Spicing the herb

Stoner 1:Yo, did you hear what happened to Alex?

Stoner 2:What, did he get caught spicing the herb?

Stoner 1: yah dude, fuck that
by StonerBoner5 January 16, 2011
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Herb section

A patch of herpes sores.

"Herb, in some accents, can sound similar to "herp", which is a slang shortened version of the word "herpes". A herb section is usually used to refer to a section of the garden where herbs are grown. People often use the word "garden" to refer to their pubic hair. Therefore "herb section" is in reference to the genital area and "herb" is a discreet version of saying "herp". It is a way to not draw attention when speaking on the subject in public.
Bro 1: "Dude I noticed you took a hot girl home from the bar last night! Did you get lucky?"
Bro 2: "Naw dawg, as soon as I took her clothes off I noticed she had a nasty herb section so I pretended to be too nauseous from binge drinking because I didn't wanna hit it."

"I think my boyfriend is cheating. I got a herb section!"
by eilan427 August 29, 2019
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killa herb

maryjanana, weed, mary jane, kill, bud, green, grass, cronic, pot, fucken gud shit!!
andrew: ay nigga u wanna smoke?
gilbert: wut we smokkin?
andrew: that killa herb nigga!
gilbert: oh hell yea pass that shit!!
by seeds and g-bert January 3, 2010
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