Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

Cock hawking

The noise(s) one makes when sucking a cock or cocks.

Brittany was cock hawking last night, she’s a real loud cock hawker.

by Tabl December 19, 2020

Hankins

An extremely large family full of fun loving, gun toting, jeep driving, hooligans who'll kick your ass anytime day or night. And don't forget the mother fucking strawberry rhubarb pie.

"Holy shit, it's super man!!!"

"No, thats just a Hankins, see the pie?"

by HankiPanki October 8, 2008

hussie hawkin'

The individual, otherwise known as "hussie", is looking, hence "hawkin'", for a hot piece of ass. The hussie can be a guy or girl looking to hit on, get laid, free drinks...anything from another they want to hawk.

Kim always has to be hussie hawkin'...looking those guys up and down and constantly all over them.

by RobSam June 29, 2008

Stephen Hawking

Dead wheelchair guy

"My grandpa was a real Stephen Hawking"

by TheRudestJack600900 May 11, 2018

Angry Stephen Hawking

when a couple are participating in a flying 69, and the women is head first down, and the man cums, gets weak in the legs and falls to his knees causing the women to hit her head on the floor breaking her neck. the next day she will resemble an Angry Stephen Hawking.

Dude i gave this really bitch chick an angry stephen hawking on accident!

by Preston walsh October 15, 2007

hawkish

Overly strict or predatory.

The company's policy to encourage co-worker snitching created a stressful and hawkish work environment.

by nightlights January 8, 2016