Titus Young Hat Trick

The act of being arrested three times in one week, named for former Detroit Lions WR Titus Young.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear about Steve?

Guy 2: Yeah, he got arrested twice already this week!

Guy 1: Hey look, the police are arresting someone!

Guy 2: Yup, it's Steve.

Guy 1: It's the Titus Young Hat Trick!

by GucciMeme May 12, 2013

Danny Paille hat trick

when a hockey player gets 2 assists in the same game

Joe: dude I totally got the first 2 assists of my career tonight

Mike: holy fuck no way the rarely-seen Danny Paille hat trick!!! congrats brosef

by CVdizzle January 13, 2010

Gordie Howe Hat Trick

A term used to describe the great Howe's ideal game: a goal, an assist, and a fight.

That Mike is crazy. Last night he pulled off a Gordie Howe Hat Trick.

by Jack Butler February 21, 2007

Dallas hat trick

After you finish fucking a girl and cumming in her pussy, stab her in both eyes and bellybutton with your dick.

I accidentally blinded my girlfriend in an attempt to give her the Dallas hat trick.

by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009

Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.

Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.

by rickmulhern March 14, 2021

Fuzzy button hat trick

Tongue punching 3 trucker's fart box

Jose is the leader of Operation fuzzy button hat trick.

by BreezyBoyd September 12, 2021

Paul Reubens Hat Trick

To masturbate 3 times in one day.

My wife and kids are gone for the day. I am contemplating whether or not to attempt the Paul Reubens Hat Trick

by Shinebert April 24, 2015