Harpooned

The action of a hard, deep sexual penetration. (Past-tense)

Jess: “I heard you went home with Neil last night.”
Samantha: “Gurl, I got harpooned so hard.”

by Thirsty Remixed Ribosome September 16, 2018

headphones

A pile of metal junk clumped together, by sick muffins.

person1: What do most people wear to listen to music privately?
person2: Headphones.
person1: Wrong! It's "Pile o' Junk"!

by koksukcer July 21, 2019

hardmoney gun

A hardmoney gun is a Milwaukee impact gun used by IBEW Lineman to tighten most all hardware on powerpoles

(Not used by narrow backs)

Send up the hardmoney gun I’m tired of busting my knuckles with this Lowe wrench

by Atom meatshaft D December 13, 2020

Headphones

Headphones are things you can hear stuff with you can not so you can hear annoying people when using the headphones.

For my birthday I want headphones.

by Olioio March 3, 2021

Headphone Meister

The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre

“AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 9, 2021

halophonecases

A business selling phone cases, which you can find on Etsy, Instagram and TikTok

This is my new phone case from halophonecases isn’t it cute!

by Thisisjustjokes July 18, 2021

halfphones

a ship between Half-Rim and Headphones from Coroika

“I’m so hyperfixated on halfphones!”
“I don’t blame you! Theyre adorable”

by headphonesfart November 6, 2021