Headphone Meister

The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre

“AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 09, 2021

Blurplepediac

An official term for people who like it when blue and purple are mixed together by a being with any amount of legs not including none

“The dude’s such a blurplepediac. I wonder if he knows the color is gonna turn out the same every time.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 08, 2021

Jimmy Hall

The name of the antagonist starred in “In the Dead of Night.” His character is a mentally delusional man. You are tasked to find out his secrets.

“Watch out around the corner for Jimmy Hall.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 08, 2021

Flipper

A term used for limited edition collectors that resale for insane prices to gain a profit

“It’s not the company’s fault the price is so high, it’s the damn flippers!”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 08, 2021

Marty’s Landscaping

A local landscaping company in Massachusetts.

“Dude my grass is so green right now.” “Well you can thank Marty’s Landscaping HAHAHAHAHAH”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 08, 2021

Szechuanian

An article of scat covered with Szechuan sauce

“Eww dude look at that szechuanian outside of Mickey d’s”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 08, 2021

Bat-Mite

A Batman fan that got a little too into it. Bat mite is an antagonist in Batman comics and videos and even movies. He is obsessed with the DC superheroes

“Bro wanna watch that lego Batman movie with Bat-Mite in it??”

“Hell yeah bro I love me some Bat-Mite.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 08, 2021