Headphone Meister

The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre

“AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 09, 2021

Marty’s Landscaping

A local landscaping company in Massachusetts.

“Dude my grass is so green right now.” “Well you can thank Marty’s Landscaping HAHAHAHAHAH”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 08, 2021

Szechuanian

An article of scat covered with Szechuan sauce

“Eww dude look at that szechuanian outside of Mickey d’s”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 08, 2021

Blurplepediac

An official term for people who like it when blue and purple are mixed together by a being with any amount of legs not including none

“The dude’s such a blurplepediac. I wonder if he knows the color is gonna turn out the same every time.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 08, 2021

Jimmy Hall

The name of the antagonist starred in “In the Dead of Night.” His character is a mentally delusional man. You are tasked to find out his secrets.

“Watch out around the corner for Jimmy Hall.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 08, 2021

Sanei

Sanei is a Osaka based toy company that is best known for its Super Mario plush toys.

“Yeah dude, I’ve almost completed the Sanei All-Star Collection. I’m only missing one.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 08, 2021

Gloopy

A word used to describe something semi solid or of the disgusting nature that is hanging over a ledge or other drop off object.

“Yeah dude that slime is so gloopy I saw it running down my apartment building.”

“Yeah bro that algae sucks, cnxmdnddjn”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 09, 2021