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Definitions by Iknowwhatyouthink

Headphone Meister 

The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre
AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”
A word used to describe something semi solid or of the disgusting nature that is hanging over a ledge or other drop off object.
“Yeah dude that slime is so gloopy I saw it running down my apartment building.”

“Yeah bro that algae sucks, cnxmdnddjn”
Gloopy by Iknowwhatyouthink March 9, 2021
A Batman fan that got a little too into it. Bat mite is an antagonist in Batman comics and videos and even movies. He is obsessed with the DC superheroes
“Bro wanna watch that lego Batman movie with Bat-Mite in it??”

“Hell yeah bro I love me some Bat-Mite.”
Bat-Mite by Iknowwhatyouthink March 8, 2021

Goggliac 

A person who is obsessed with collecting goggles, preferably swim or scuba goggles.
Johnathan! STOP SPENDING ALL MY MONEY ON THOSE GOGGLES, you goggliac!”
Goggliac by Iknowwhatyouthink March 8, 2021

Marty’s Landscaping 

A local landscaping company in Massachusetts.
“Dude my grass is so green right now.” “Well you can thank Marty’s Landscaping HAHAHAHAHAH”
A term used for limited edition collectors that resale for insane prices to gain a profit
“It’s not the company’s fault the price is so high, it’s the damn flippers!”
Flipper by Iknowwhatyouthink March 8, 2021
Sanei is a Osaka based toy company that is best known for its Super Mario plush toys.
Yeah dude, I’ve almost completed the Sanei All-Star Collection. I’m only missing one.”
Sanei by Iknowwhatyouthink March 8, 2021