mammary hammock

slang term for a woman's bra/brassiere

that mammary hammock is really struggling to keep those things inside.

by americanjediknight April 17, 2018

Fancy Hammock

Extravagant man thong, usually seen on male strippers

Chris went and bought several fancy hammocks for his show the following night.

by Bobby_flay_saves.the.day. January 25, 2018

garlic hammock

(n). The female equivalent to the onion bridge. Otherwise know as biffins bridge or perenium.

After 6 days of walking and camping, Vic's garlic hammock was in desperate need of more than a wet wipe wash.

by Bein6rough July 9, 2023

Kentucky Hammock

Inserting each testicle into ones own asshole as if hanging a hammock from a tree

Yesterday, Kevin totally hung a bike lock from his Kentucky Hammock, and couldn’t get it off.

by Kentucky fried dicken September 3, 2018

Shit hammock

When you shit your pants while wearing a thong hoping it won’t fall over the sides.

Friend: I’m going to shit myself!

Me: Gross it will all be in your pants!
Friend: It’s okay my shit hammock will catch it.

by Baby hulk April 13, 2023

soggy hammock

When you just cannot control your bowels and the runny shit gets caught in your undies, creating a soggy hammock.

"Hey Steve, if I don't make it to the bathroom in time, I might end up with a soggy hammock."

by Kaizin514 January 24, 2020

Idaho Hammock

When you take a dump in an empty packet of chips and swing it around, before you throw it at someone.

Just be quiet Joe, otherwise I'll take your chips and give you a good Idaho Hammock!

by anonymous September 28, 2021