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vicious man-eating hamster

My best friend was eaten by vicious man-eating hamster.
by N.R. McTwizzler October 2, 2009
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New Hamster

License plate motto: Live Free or Die. No state income tax. No state sales tax. State operated liquor stores. Beautiful, heavily wooded and mountanous state located in the northeastern region of the United States known as New England. Very low crime rate and anyone can legally walk around with a gun strapped to their belt without getting a license.It has a small population located mostly along it's border with the hated much more urban and populated state of Massachusetts, where many if not most New Hamsterites find well paying jobs that don't exist in their *cough* booming state.
Dude, I wasn't born yesterday, whaddaya think I just drove down from New Hamster in a pick-up truck?
by whatthefucksyourproblemboss? November 10, 2006
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ban hamster

The "ban hamster" is a slang term for internet message boards.

"Hitting someone with the ban hamster" or "unleashing the ban hamster" is when a moderator or administrator of a message board bans somebody from posting,usually because of repeated terms of service violations,or in some cases just because they disagree with what the poster is saying.
1-time for you to meet the ban hamster,find another message board to post on.

2-Crimson Mask unleashed the ban hamster on me yesterday because I called him a name he didn't like.
by bonpenserio March 13, 2009
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hamster

by hairbrush July 22, 2003
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Spank the Hamster

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.
by fubsish August 14, 2009
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Stringy Hamster

The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster
Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster
by SHENZILLA December 18, 2010
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Hamster Wheel Brain

When your brain runs about some issue over and over again and won't stop, just like a hamster running in its exercise wheel. It keeps running, but doesn't get anywhere.
I'm having such hamster wheel brain about whether or not to take this job offer.
by dward May 30, 2004
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