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Haddonfield

A little down in South Jersey where stealing bikes is kinda normal. The middle schoolers are wild little guys but more likable than highschoolers. The high school is so stereotypical it’s sad. They think they’re better than other towns because some of them are rich, but other towns don’t really get their lacrosse team banned for shouting racist slurs so it’s fine. There is literally no discipline in Haddonfield whatsoever and everyone does whatever they want. The cops do about as much as the adults that are supposed to be responsible. They just watch from afar and do nothing.
A bunch of Haddonfield kids got busted for vandalizing the Haddon Township bleachers.
by skunchifier October 8, 2018
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Haddonfield

A town in South Jersey. Probably the best at sports in their area. Not every person in Haddonfield is a rich snob and most people are caring, compassionate, and humble. There is always something to do in Haddonfield and most people hang out downtown. Often confused with Haddon Township for some odd reason when HT is only trouble.
Haddonfield sports teams are better than Haddon Townships.
by Grant’s inverted penis November 18, 2019
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haddo

Emma: Hi
Alex: Hi
Emma: Haddo?
Alex: Nm, you?
Emma: I'm at my cousins
Alex: Kool, I've got my cousins over.
by aleces December 9, 2008
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Hadden gerber

A fat gangster wannabe, usually smells of burnt popcorn. Has back boobs and pizza lives up his ass
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Haddonfield

A small town in south jersey. It is also know as hell on earth. Every thinks they are better than others based on how much money they have. The only things kids do is party a, drink and do drugs, and play their sports. Its just a town full of rich and snobby people. Although the schools are great, don't go to haddonfield if you don't want your kid overdosing or getting drunk often.
" Hey this girl OD'd on heroin last night at a party"
" Damn, she must be from Haddonfield,"
by kcat530 April 27, 2019
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Large Hadron Collider

Worlds largest particle accelerator built on the border of Switzerland and France 150 meters (164 yards for Americans) under ground so that the scientist using it would forget the fact that they don't have a girlfriend.

It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.

If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.

case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!
by 9885_7962_04_2905 October 22, 2008
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haydonism

The act of religiously wearing tight shirts with a deep v-next
That fag looks like a product of haydonism. Bless his soul.
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