Done been had

When your small brain gets fucked up, or when you're fed up with something

Jade:" Destiny, I just failed that test!"
Destiny:"OOF!!! You done been had!"

by D&JBigDickEnergy September 30, 2019

had her done

When you give it someone up the bum

I bet your dad had your little sister done

I had her done yesterday

by EL JEFE O EL OLIVER January 11, 2017

Had a Johnny moment

Trying as hard as possible to make a cohearent sentence and or being the biggest idiot possible during a given situation.

Last night Nick was flopping all over dylan's couch and babblin' like an idiot.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.

by Webenator April 6, 2015

Had a bad day

An excuse used by cowards, the morally bankrupt, and men with weak-chins to grant legal immunity.

"Did you hear about that cop that tied up that kid's hands behind his back and then slammed him face-first into the ground?"
"Oh the cop just had a bad day."
"Are you fucking serious? He used excessive force you weak-chinned mud slug."

by Equity and Justice June 3, 2020

That was the dream that I had.

Used to reduce the shock at the end of a story which involves a instance for which there is no proper reaction. Such as revealing an embarassing secret, or telling something to the listener that they weren't supposed to know.

Person 1: "When I was a kid, I had a uncle who touched me inappropriately."
Person 2: ".......What?"
Person 1: "W-Well, that was the dream that I had."

Boyfriend: "So I was hanging with my boys at the bar last night and-"
Girlfriend: "Bar? My mother's funeral was yesterday, and you said you couldn't get off work."
Boyfriend: "...........I mean, that was just the dream that I had."

by barefeets November 4, 2010

had to do it to him

a man standing on a sidewalk calmly clasping his hands in a white clean outfit consisting of white shorts, a belt, a white polo shirt, and shoes. ......kawolski, analysis. the best fucking meme ever

had to do it to him

by why do i have to do this November 1, 2018

we had coffee

a good night of sex to keep u up.

i met kesha at the bar one night, she was pretty so i told her. she opened up about her day and we had coffee.

by Rdg_Dreaddy July 11, 2017