your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.

Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

by s2artjm November 29, 2018

Punk gunk

Used mostly in southern prisons it is usually reserved for those who are turned out or punks who are passed around so much they develop a crusty dark coat of old semen around the anus

Damn many give mindy a break he's developing to much punk gunk to enjoy that fine ass

by Handy mat June 19, 2020

Gunkie

The word used to "affectionately" refer to a freshman marching band member.

Senior: "Shut up you fucking gunkie!"
Gunkie: "Wahhhhh"

by Devtheawesome June 11, 2009

Gunker

Some one with one eye that is crossed

That girl is a gunker she has one eye looking at you and the other one is looking for you

by Damienod June 9, 2008

GUNK-UMS

The fat build up in between the thighs that rub (Also could be arm GUNK-UMS: The build up of fat on the side of the arm closest to the armpit)

I need to put vasaline between my legs because I get brush-burn on my GUNK-UMS!!!!

by word dropper November 11, 2009

grunkle

only awesome people have the name grunkle <3

what’s your name
grunkle, stan
YOO I LOVED THAT SHOWED

by awesomekin January 17, 2022

party gunk

The sludge that develops and mutates on every conceivable flat surface during a party. Basically the forensic evidence of the night's tom foolery.

"Did you see the emo kid sneak into the smoking room after everyone came out? He couldn't find any roaches i guess cause he swept up some party gunk off the ashtray and....oh yes he did."

by Nando the shmeh November 20, 2010