gretchen

A psychotic mother who mistakenly believes her children are the perfect example of purity, chastity, morality and good breeding.

The gretchen up the street won't believe that her son stole my son's tools.

by Hoosier_Daddy July 9, 2006

Gultch

To put penis, balls, and anus in a persons mouth. Gultching may be easier for people with the ability to dislocate jaw.

Get gultched. When I get home tonight I sure would like a good gultching.

by moparpunx August 27, 2008

gretchko

a beautiful caring woman, who's beauty far exceeds her. has a sparkling personality, and has an extremely loving nature.

often times, men find it very easy to get caught up in the gretchko smile. she has a way about her that moves people.

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

Gretchen

(Verb)
When someone has a massive bitch fit and won't shut up. They proceed to yell at someone for something that is actually their own fault.

"Stop nitpicking, I know where the table's going to be, don't have a gretchen!"

by Millie Sue February 21, 2008

getcho

u say it before insulting someone by making a similar observation, usually one that is insulting and humurous

getcho suffer like g did, monster looking ass. getcho its morphin time a lookin ass.... getcho mullet,getcho mullet.... and getcho DON, GetCho!!!!

by dondizzle November 25, 2003

Gretchen

1. The world's best spanish teacher, under the age of 30!!
2. A master of "knitting" and "pearling"
3. Patient, kind, and resistant to extreme cold due to a frigid Michigan upbringing.
4. La mejora profesora de espanol en el laboratorio de tecnologia.

Tami: "Oh my gosh! I totally love spanish this year!"
Tina: "Yeah. I'm sure its because you have a Gretchen for a professor."

by E. Evonna c/o 2008 May 28, 2008

Gretchen

Often accompanied by the descriptive prefix "Stretchin'"...The girl who'll do everyone, anytime, anywhere...Usually wears clogs and sundress with no panties or bra...

She's always stretchin'...that GRETCHEN!

by Graffilthier May 18, 2008