Grouch

The act of getting hit in the nuts really really hard. Usually only used when the hit is hard enough to incapacitate the person for more than a minute.

Can also be shouted when someone gets hit in the balls hard in an embarrassing or stupid incident.

"Oh man, when my brother fell off the bike seat the crossbar of the bike grouched him. He might have to go to the doctor."

Tim *to hot chick*: Hey baby, are those things real?
Hot chick kicks Tim in the nuts hard.
Tim *lying on ground holding balls*: UGHHHAUUUGH
Tim's friend: GROUCH!

by pantskick January 18, 2011

GROUCHO MARKS

When you're fucking a European girl in her armpit(who doesnt shave her pits).

That eastern german was definitely a great Groucho Marks.

by Domfather May 13, 2005

gronch

To crush and/ or mangle something.

"I gronched my burger when I sat on it."

by Shannon Bell December 28, 2005

gronch

1. To eat someone's food without permission.

History: Gronch is an onomatopoeia for the sound of eating a crunchy food.

Don't be gronchin' my almonds, foo!

by BongTokinAlcoholic June 30, 2005

Groucho Marx

A communist with a bad attitude

Look at this fuckin' Groucho Marx over here.

by twantwag May 1, 2015

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016