snatch gristle

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.

Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!

by The Captain January 22, 2004

Grissomism

A smart yet often cheesy one-line wisecrack said by Gil Grissom on CSI. (eg. "I guess there was no more room at the inn" or "this was a case of death by chocolate") Usually followed by commercial or intro.

Did you hear last night's Grissomism? it was so lame.

by Bryan Pilson April 1, 2004

Griss Lock

To 'Griss Lock' means to have forcible or unconsented sex with any animal in a manner similar to the '69' postioning.

To try and attempt the above.

Can also be hyphenated i.e Griss-Lock

Did you hear about Farmer Joe? He fucking griss locked his cows!

I bet Tim griss locks his cat!

by Willba-Beast May 21, 2008

grisbomb

They nastiest shit expelled from the human body, resulting from fast food and eating a grisloader.

I have to drop a grisbomb.

by Jamie and Jeff January 21, 2004

Gristak

The Adjective form of the word Gnosticism.
Good at Knowing

The gristak who comes before the people, clears the confusion.

by Amber Gristak September 3, 2006

grissle whistle

The part of the male anatomy which is fleshy and meaty...the pecker if you will...the male "member"....
a grissle whistle.

My girlfriend loves to puff on my grissle whistle

by mickie8 and skank8 January 27, 2007

gristing

the act of jacking off in public areas, like in the back of a classroom, or in the bathroom while other people are trying to shit and mind their own business.

man, i totally needed some so i started gristing

by ayyyyooooo April 25, 2010