gorific

A word used to describe something intensely gory. Which can be pleasant or unpleasant depending on the individual.

That blood splattered ceiling in that hotel bathroom was gorific.

by parthenia jean January 30, 2008

Goffing

When one suppresses a laugh at someones stupidity, usually resulting in a weird disgusted sound. Sometimes it sounds like one is hacking up phlegm.

Chloe: "I feel so smart today :D"
Saxton: "-GOFF- I mean uh yeah, you're always smart."
Chloe: "Are you goffing at me?"

by chlophtimus December 16, 2008

goffic

goffic: one who is a try-hard goth or gothic.

Example 1: Internet goffic says- Look at my icon... I'm so dark and gothy *broods*
Example 2: real-life goffic says- I dyed my hair black and listen to metal and watch buffy and I have a blood fetish and I'm totally hardxcore... let's go sacrifice some goats!

by crunchiecrumble December 27, 2005

garff

1. A term used to describe people(s) living in Salt Lake City, UT.
2. To smoke marijuana or be garffed

Emily: "Can you believe Salt Lake City has so many people?"
Violet: "They're a bunch of garff's"

by Femily December 11, 2007

Groff Snoff

The act of getting orally snoffed by a colleague. Sometimes ends in sexual pleasure, but most often ends in tears. You know you are doing it correctly if your nose bleeds.

Damn, Nick just groff snoffed me in the bathroom. My junk is tender.

by Lo-Mo May 26, 2011

goffed

1. owned or screwed
2. when a post/thread gets edited or deleted
3. Goff is a moderator at Spawn forums

"You got goffed!!!"
"The thread was goffed because someone posted pr0n"

by dhlc December 18, 2005

goffstown

a shitty ass town where you get aressted for having a little bit of weed and not everyones a fucking emo but there are alt of hicks and stoners

hey that kids from goffstown he must be emo
no not everyone from goffstowns a fuckin emo

by fabio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 5, 2012