gomer

An old person taking up space in the hospital who doesn't have the common decency to die.

That old gomer from Scrubs that kept saying "Pickles!"

by TheCoolest204 April 8, 2008

gimmer

(adopted) an extremely stupid person

you are such a gimmer

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

gomer

someone who keeps coming to the hospital and they dont die but the doctors wish that they would

Doctor #1: "Omg here comes that gomer again"...*sigh*
Doctor #2 : "Jesus christ why wont he just fking die?!?!?!"

by Brooke November 20, 2003

Goomer

Goomer, grandpa coomer.

"Whats up goomer. Still got any more jizz left in the old sack?"
-Yes son, there was one swimming out of there 1 hour ago.

by OriginalGoomer January 6, 2021

The Gummer

A sexual maneuver in which right before the Male ejaculates, the female (or other male) show their sexual partner a picture of Hillary Clinton. The Male will then go soft and the other chews the penis like a gummy worm.

Jesse- Let's do the gummer
Jessica- okay
*shows picture of Hillary Clinton*
Joe Biden, outside the window- Fuck, she's hot

by DeFrates September 21, 2019

gummer

A female interested in hockey players; a hockey team slut. The name comes from the typically toothless gums of hockey players that the gummers so desperately crave.

Although Ovechkin may be the ugliest man alive, the gummers still go crazy for him.

by emw123 January 23, 2010

gommel ferret

One of the most harsh vulgar slang words that most people don't even know. It basically combines cunt, dick, retarded, asshole, queer, and dumbass all into one word

"What did you just do you gommel ferret!"

"He didn't ask her to the dance, he's a gommel ferret"

"Why are you being so mean to me, ya gommel ferret!"

by Insultguy October 22, 2013