Gerald is the definition of a fish dick. Gerald doesn’t wash his foreskin and has 5 day old gooey smegma sitting under it. Gerald’s sardine penis stench fills up the car and leaves you gasping for fresh air and contemplating whether to smash through the windows. His breath is the worst and leaves a stench in any room he walks in for atleast 6 days. Gerald wears the same gym clothes three days in a row with ingrained smegma all over his boxers. Gerald is truly the dirtiest boy on the planet.
by Mary poppina May 4, 2023
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by Lon McDean December 21, 2022
Get the Gerald mug.A handsome and charming guy, but don’t let that fool you. This guy has little self control and doesn’t really care about anyone’s feelings.
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Get the Gerald mug.If you once meet a Gerald, you have to know he is butterweak all the time and he also has a big problem with heroin. His favourite cigarettes are malbaro light. He is in danger of getting suspended from school because he is always restfett in class. He may scream randomly at you for looking in the air.
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by jägermeistergerald November 25, 2021
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by The True Gerald November 12, 2020
Get the Gerald mug.A man spontaneous by nature, who delivers a fun time, and often a good pal. Who is also insanely intelligent and charmingly sexy. A gerald will normally catch you with his luscious hair first, then with eyes that guide you to peer into the deepest depths of desire, sometimes to a place you're uncertain as to whether or not you want to be there at all.
Kevin: Wow, I just saw the most captivating man I've seen. I could barely break away from his eyes!
Danny: You better be careful, that guy could be a Gerald.
Kevin: What do you mean a Gerald?
Danny: *rolls eyes* Listen Kevin, no man can ever be that attractive, and not be a high risk for danger to the heart. Trust me, I've met enough of the Geralds in the world.
Kevin: Whatever Danny, those eyes are worth the risk. *Waves the Gerald over*
Danny: You better be careful, that guy could be a Gerald.
Kevin: What do you mean a Gerald?
Danny: *rolls eyes* Listen Kevin, no man can ever be that attractive, and not be a high risk for danger to the heart. Trust me, I've met enough of the Geralds in the world.
Kevin: Whatever Danny, those eyes are worth the risk. *Waves the Gerald over*
by Pimpin Lincoln April 6, 2021
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