geekermon

A young attractive, tech savvy, YouTube gamer who ranks in the top 1 percent of gamers world wide.

A Geekermon just joined our xbox game, swept the floor and won without even trying.

by Oregon3000 January 4, 2017

geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.

"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."

by Sanderling October 1, 2006

geeselicker

Noun. Scottish Insult to describe one who licks geese for pleasure. A pervert.

That man over there in the trenchcoat is a geeselicker.

by diamonds2002 June 8, 2009

Geezer FYI

Sometimes a senior citizen wanders off in a hardware or scrapbook store and loses all sense of time, but there is no need to panic or send out an Amber Alert as one would a child. Eventually, however, you may want to let someone know that the person is missing by sending out a calm Geezer FYI.

Peg text her friends: "Geezer FYI: I lost Pete in Sears a few hours ago, but I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later."

by LovingtheLanguage July 7, 2009

Geese Quacking

To Goose Quack; the act of geese quacking.

When a person is "eating out" a female and spits into the vagina. The female queefs and the spit flies back into the person's face, making a sound similar to that of a goose.

Dude, don't date that chick, she goose quacked me.

I love it when I see people geese quacking.

by SuperEncodedMadness December 18, 2009

Geened

An adjective meaning long, stretched out or lanky.

Originated with Mad Magazine's Don Martin and was a sound effect verb used to represent an object being stretched.

Ichabod Crane is totally geened.

by FreddyMercurius October 18, 2010

Geekend

A weekend where you totally geek out with your BFFs 🤪🤪
(A term that SHOULD have been used in 2014)

You guys we should totally have a geekend and binge watch every Paul Rudd movie

by K45513 May 31, 2019