gaping eyes

White people's eyes, wide eyes, dolly eyes, ghostly eyes, skully eyes, sunken eyes.

Opposite of chinky eyes or chink in the armor. Gaping hole.

Also has a gay connotation, gape sounds like gay, which white people are commonly known to have large flamboyant gay population.

What you gaping at with your gaping eyes? Shut your gaping hole!

by gaping eyes February 13, 2015

running the STD gauntlet

having unprotected sex with a particularly skanky slut you just picked up on a night out, and praying you don't catch any STD's (sexually transmitted diseases) from her.

Dude 1: Man, I fucked a mega hot chick last night.
Dude 2: Woah! did you bag up?
Dude 1: Nah, didn't have any rubbers on me so I was running the STD gauntlet.
Dude 2: You should get yourself checked out dude, you might have AIDS.

by its-a me, mario! May 20, 2014

anal gaping

Mainly a porn term; major stretching of ones asshole for pleasure/amusement.

"Her ass butt was gaping huge when he pulled his huge cock penis out! Best anal gaping scene!"

by Jennaashleyxxx69 June 27, 2014

gadunkadunk

Ass that requires custom fitting (ie. the special fitting store bought jeans)

What I wouldn't do to pull up to that Ga-Dunka-Dunk and smack that monkey.

by Ga-Dunka-Dunk October 25, 2003

gaping maw

A particulary frightening looking vagina.

I was scarred for life when I saw a picture of fat, hairy lady shoving a traffic cone into her gaping maw.

by Arskangel January 2, 2006

Gauntlet

Running in a line while getting smacked with pads. HARD. usually resulting in soreness, limping, back pain, shoulders dislocation, and broken fingers, toes Etc. Always resulting in pain.

"Time for the gauntlet!"

"Gautlet makes you stronger!"

"Dude, i hate when we run the gauntlet"

"I blacked out today doing the gauntlet and fumbled the ball, so i had to run a gaser!"-see Gaser

by Yo Boy, The Snake January 24, 2008

Gauntlets

Having fat wrists; cankles of the wrist

Damn, check out the gauntlets on her; Ray Charles also decided which girls to bring home by feeling her gauntlets

by Cpt. Diso August 31, 2010