god

A really big cunt who doesn't exist. If you believe in him you are also a cunt.

God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"

by god April 20, 2005

God

Someone that people put under their MySpace "Heroes" list so that they feel like they have an excuse to do bad things/dress like a whore/post bad pictures/etc.

Mary slept with Stan, but knew it was okay because she had posted God as her #1 Hero on MySpace.

by Alison :) April 26, 2008

God

The all powerful deity of the Christian belief,
who created the universe in 6 days.

(aside: Post things to be informative and objective, don't post simply to piss off a denomination of people you've got something against. If you can't do that, then go back to your online forums with the rest of your prepubescent friends.)

by M April 14, 2005

god

Imaginary father figure invented to help people deal with the meaninglessness of their lives.

"Don't worry, just because your a pizza-faced freak, God still loves you"

by Durrikan July 04, 2006

God's will

1. The force of a divine being.

2. KARMA -The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny, especially, in his next incarnation.

3. Fate

Never underestimate God's will.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 17, 2005

God

1. A "being" a large fraction of the worlds population swear loyalty to and praise, yet has no proof of existence.

2. A higher power that parents tell children will send them to hell if they dont be a good little robot and listen everything mommy, daddy and society says.

............... no real example I have in mind.

by Higherbeing July 04, 2006

God

The supreme being whom in the beginning, created everything, including man kind. Religions, such as Atheism do not believe that God exists among us, but it is said those who do not believe in him will go to a place known as Limbo in the afterlife, where it is a state of Oblivion. God, to Christians and Catholics like most of us, is the one we look up to for guidance and help if in life there are troubles, and God is constantly helping those who need it the most. God loves all of his creations, even those who do not believe he is real, but he grants those who do not believe but have lived their lives happily and without many sins another chance to believe he is real when they are sent to the afterlife to live eternally in a place known as Heaven.

"The Lord, God is good!"
"Oh my God!"
"God is the father of Christ"

by Dudeguy June 12, 2013