Science Friction

1. To get laid when not Expecting it.
2. Using a Gyrotational hip-movement technique in response to and guided by the minute vocalizations and squirms of the female species.

"We just started talking and all of the sudden it became science friction"

"Science Friction is more of an art than an actual science." " I had a bad night last night. My Science Friction Was off like Gobachev.

by AudioDamned November 26, 2003

Form over Function

Ok so, I have an Apple TV. And I've been watching Harvey Birdman, and every morning I wake up and I sit on my recliner just to watch the program that Brett Buck calls "Must-see TV". It's all fun, good- and... fun until I try to get up or my cat bites my penis and I get scared, start flailing around. Then the TV remote falls into the cushions, and I have to get up and spend the next 10 minutes looking for this tiny piece of garbage. This is the definition of "form over function": a touchpad that's too sensitive dd-d--s-s-d-- it's so fucking thin it phases through matter. I hate this object, this is the bane of my incredibly uninteresting life.

Person 1: Hey what cool new thing did you buy?
Person 2: An Apple TV
1: That thing is the literal definition of form over function...

by WackyH May 11, 2021

Fearection

The result of someone putting the "fear of God" into your boner

Adam: "She just put the fear of God into my boner..."

Anders: "... Fearection."

by Sackattack505 October 14, 2011

friction

What is created when two or more people swak.

Rafal and ReRe were all up in each other so much that the friction caused enough static to create a lightning storm.

by Sir JosHIZZLE April 19, 2006

friction generator

a penis; capable of ejaculating ejaculate (which is also known as liquid energy)

LVS - "And then I took his friction generator and lavaliered myself with his liquid energy, making me his and elevating him to LL master."

LVS hopeful - "Oh that is so romantic."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

Friction Trolls

The species of trolls that cause friction.

In a physics class: "Alright, so what causes friction?"
"Friction Trolls."
"No."
"No, I'm pretty sure it's trolls."

by Snapdragon69 December 23, 2009

cooch friction

when a female hair barber leans over to cut your hair and her vagina rubs on your elbow

calm down with your cooch friction i just want alitlle off the top

by David the bravid July 6, 2005