fluffencrest

That state of distress, when you are undecided between two favorable/unfavorable actions. Named after multiple cockatoo mannerisms (i.e. raising the "crest" during a state of curiosity, and lifting the "fluffenchops" a.k.a. beak feathers during a state of dismay). Like the cockatoo, humans will give similar signals (such as raising the "eyebrow" , and lifting the "nostrils"), that when produced simuntaneously, resemble the fluffencrest, both visually and emotionally.

Dan is refusing to eat the pizza. But his fluffencrest is showing. I can tell he really wants it.

by uxmill May 21, 2018

FLFF

Fucking Little Fragile Fuckers, an alternative to calling someone a snowflake

Pronounced "Fluff"

This grown ass man is a FLFF.

by MagicMeow June 27, 2019

Fluff Tart

A Goddess who I worship.

Omg is that Fluff Tart

by SlickSlayz September 7, 2020

Fluffel

When someone sticks cotton candy on the tip of their dick

“I tasted Johnny’s fluffel today, it tasted amazing.”
“Really? Me next!”

by Cotton Tip July 4, 2021

blog fluffer

A topic that, when blogged about, generates a large number of comments.

"Anna Nicole Smith is a proven blog fluffer."

by tap tap tap January 1, 2009

JB Fluffer

one who fluffs the cock of someone who is above them in the coparte office

jared is a JB Fluffer at the tankwash to his bosses

by tankerbob August 4, 2009

Snorkle Fluffer

An underwater blow job. To have oral sex under water as in sucking cock or licking pussy. Maybe While your partner complains about feeling nothing or gags from the slime on ones vagina. Which is common in this situation.

I bet out there right now theres someone whos haveing this read to them while they give their signifacant other oral sex and gagging.

That girl got so drunk last night we took turns giving each other snorkle fluffers, while i soaked in the hot tub.

by The bliznichetness thing alive August 18, 2011