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Filthy Froot Loop

"The stripper showed me her filthy froot loop"
by anonymous January 3, 2023
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touch fronts

After the party last night, Mike and Jane went home drunk to touch fronts.
by schwagnasty May 27, 2023
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frooty

You frooty bitch! You bitchy fag!
by Moo M. Oo March 29, 2005
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Footschlong

1.) A penis equaling 12 inches.

2.) A unit of measurement equivalent to 12 inches.

3.) A penis equal in size to either the owners feet, or their partners.

4.) A birth defect in which sufferers spontaneous develop full sets of male genitalia on their feet.
1 Girl, i'm 'onna tell you this but do NOT repeat it, 'Mmmkay? He drops 'draws on me and this fine young man has a footschlong... YES GIRL! *head twitch* *snap* A Footschlong.

2 Girl, that's nothing. Tyrone, my baby daddy, MY BABY DADDY, my baby daddy; has a double footschlong...

3 Seriously, we were in the locker room and we check it! Ted put his foot up on the bench and leaned it against it; it's totally a footschlong.

4 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE SOCKS THAT WILL FIT ME?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY? SIR? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY FOOTSCHLONG, SIR?
by MrPang December 5, 2010
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Frontsies

What a male would ask for in order to aquire the front of the female in a tag team.
Also see Backsies
Evan: So, Amanda, are we gunna do it?
Cody: Dude, I'm right here.
Evan: Tag team! I call frontsies.
by lmfao1234567 May 30, 2011
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Froot Loop

NOT "Fruit Loop", the correct spelling is Froot Loop. Froot Loops are sugary, highly-toxic and so-called nutritious cereal. They are not healthy at all seeing that they contain a lot of sugar, but, well, they are delicious. They were created by Kellogg's and the character in the box is Toucan Sam
"Mom, I told you I hate Cornflakes! I want Froot Loops!
by MinxPie July 4, 2009
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Froot Loop

Sometimes means gay.
Main definition is when a person is an outlander to this world and does not belong here
©2010
Man 1: Hey, did you see that idiot down there?

Man 2: Wow, what a Froot Loop
by OrgiesUchiha August 11, 2010
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