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Frogging

The delusional act of two hideously ugly people kissing each other in a public place (pub, library, supermarket, strangely aloof Austrian uncle`s homemade basement etc), unaware of the horror they are creating for fellow mankind in the vicinity.
Look at that pair of hippocroc-a-dogs frogging like shameless apes in the street
by Fritzls Treehouse Project March 8, 2012
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Flogging

To Steal one's toilet, or baby.
Tragic... They were victims of a drive by Flogging.
by TheGuy...4 July 10, 2010
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possum flogging

Trying to wake up a whiskey dick. So named for the dead, unresponsiveness of a whiskey dick (playing possum) and the vigorous assault one makes on said dick in an attempt to wake it up.
Went home from the bar with some skank and was possum flogging for half an hour trying to get it up!
by Two-Bits January 9, 2009
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Fonging

Fonging is when you take the rack out of your oven, tie two strings around the end, wrap the other end of the strings around your fingers, and then bend over slightly from the waist and put your fingers in your ears, at which point others gently tap on the rack with kitchen utensils such as wooden salad spoons, turkey basters, or screwdrivers and it makes an amazing sound in your head.
Fonging with your friends is a great way to have fun.
by Erasmus Caffery October 4, 2006
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Fagging off

A slang term for smoking, most commonly used in West central belt area of Scotland, especially Glasgow.
John and Tim were quietly fagging off in the alleyway during their tea break.
by Straight In, No Kissing! February 2, 2021
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forging billet

Euphemism meaning to hold in one's turd until it forms a solid softball size chunk against your rectum. Popular with the redneck/metalworker crowd.
Man, I can't wait to release chocolate bunnies into the wild, I've been forging billet for the last half hour.
by privatejoker85 November 10, 2009
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Frogging

Like dogging but on the canal or river. Depends on how you manage the curtains or blinds on your boat - open to the towpath, open to the water or open to both...
I’ve been frogging on the River Lea
We frogged some cyclists
The people on that narrow boat are froggers
by Matron Marney August 5, 2019
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