flappy fish market

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse or a partner who, as soon as you are out of town, has a habit of conveniently receiving eyebrow-raising visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.

According to a reliable witness account, Defendant received more than 30 late-night visitors to Plaintiff's penthouse when Plaintiff was away or out of town. "What I once thought was love for this gold-digging, low level, a dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market...."

by BarbossasPeriwig May 27, 2022

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by WordInventor12345 January 1, 2022

flippy hair

a hairstyle common of skate boarders and band members. It allows "sexy hair flipping" and creates an impression of mystery (due to the lack of available eye contact).

the lead singer of Taking Back Sunday has flippy hair, or
snowboarder Shaun White has flippy hair

by rock_the_boat July 30, 2008

Floppy Donkey

The floppy donkey is when a guy spreads his legs slightly while standing and thrusts his hips back and forth furiously resulting in his pecker swinging back forth like a pindulum. The floppy donkey is most effective while wearing gym shorts or sweat pants!

When Janet bent over to pick up her pencil I molly-whopped her square in the face with my floppy donkey

by samps daddy January 26, 2011

Floppy Fish

A term used on "SpongeBob - Grandma's Kisses (bad)" on YouTube when SpongeBob gets upset at the Krusty Krab.
Can also be used as an insult. Usually said in an over-exaggerated yell.

SpongeBob: My dick...is sad. Because you made me mad, you floppy fish you!
Random Fish: FUCKIN FLOPPY FISH?! YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSBANG YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD!

Person 1: Hey, shut up!
Person 2: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE YOU FLOPPY FISH YOU!

by The Straight-edge Savior February 28, 2011

floppy

When one cannot get hard when a girl is trying to give said man a blowjob.

When Taylor got on her knees, she noticed Ben was still floppy.

by TrendMaster June 7, 2009

floppy lips

Nickname for President Obama....And no it isn't a race thing.

That damn Floppy Lips is at it again. Talking bout' how we need to let all the Julio's come over here from Mexico and take our jobs

by Floppy Lips September 9, 2013