Flumpkin

The act of eating the twatular area whilst a girls takes a dump

opposite of a blumpkin

I wanted some tang and my girl needed to crap, so I gave he a flumpkin.

by T. Woolhoss November 19, 2003

Saggle Flump Pus (SFP)

The rotting, mutating fluids and gastric discharge erupting from the stomach that has gradually diluted as it slowly sinks through the entire female anatomy, rotting and purging everything there is until finally it all cascades and slithers out from the south gate, spraying and splatting all over the inner thighs and floor of the horribly unlucky victim.

Girl, you so totally just Saggle Flump Pus (SFP) ed all over my new nikes.

by The grand morster. March 23, 2007

Salty Flump Sack

One, man or woman, who has an impeccable amount of Flump in his salt sack and is a legend among gods AKA Flurb

Damn That Flurb over there has such a large amount of Flump in his salt sack He best be sharrin' it with me son! I am deprived of my Salty Flump Sack and its running dry cause my reserves of Flump have run out

by Tankordzoz January 8, 2009

flump sucker

A flump sucker is a person who incoheriantly constantly sucks cocks. Can refer to any gender or age as long as they're a cock sucking ass-hole.

Also a great way of insulting without swearing in order not to get wrong at school or in front of parents.

Person1: Oh my god, here comes John again.

Person2: Maybe people would like him if he wasn't such a flump sucker.

by Skii May 6, 2005

flump

An excessive fold of fat above the knees.

The flumps on that woman are bigger than her cankles.

by Captain Goodvibes March 6, 2009

flump

To have sexual intercourse

do you fancy a flump?
im gonna flump you like a good un!

by craigypip August 4, 2003

flump

The sound made when clean fine linens, precisely folded, are dropped flat on the floor from about knee height.

I heard a flump and I knew without looking that the maid had brought clean sheets.

by Gludge December 16, 2011