flustercated

being fustrated and aggravated at the same time.

i was flustercated with the damn blue flashy lights behind me while i was on my way to pick up my hoe.

by gangster JP September 25, 2005

Flopster

A freeloading hipster. A totally cool guy except when it comes to paying his own way.

He seems to have it together, but he lives on his girlfriend's mother's coach. He's a flopster.

by Dirt baggy bag April 27, 2013

fluster fuck

n. A person who is crazily stupid with love/lust

"Did you hear about how Jackie got married within the week?"
"Yeah, she's such a fluster fuck."

by sweet.potato June 17, 2016

flustercluck

one of those forgettable dumbass things you say when nervous (mostly but not always around a hottie of the interesting persuasion) and open your mouth while blood is not flowing properly to your brain

George Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Fred: Joe, u hear the flustercluck bush just regurgitated
Joe: yup just another bushhism

by drjim January 10, 2008

floutsch

Floutschs are are very rare kind, maybe close to extinction. Considered higher beings by the wise and mostly underestimated by mediocre minds. It is considered that at any given time there can only be one real floutsch, referred to as "THE Floutsch" (with a capital 'F').

Alice: "How does a floutsch procreate?"
Bob: "I dunno, I've never heard of a female one..."

by mike_sandhaus April 15, 2010

flusterfucked

A feeling that is amazing and awesome that is caused by haing a severe crush on a girl.

When ever I am around Niki Taylor I get all flusterfucked.

by Deputy Glock November 7, 2012

floasted

State of inebriation occurring in pools, rivers, and other bodies of water.

"While tubing down the river, Caleb got totally floasted on cheap beer."

by RedSangria September 30, 2013