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Crow's Flight

The shortest distance from Point A to B without factoring in things like traffic, highways etc.
"Dude, this site says she is only 25 miles away"
"25 miles by a crow's flight"
by KyleReese November 13, 2009
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crank that flight 2074

when you're on a flight and you see a girl who is sleeping with an empty seat next to her, you slide in next to her and start masturbating and ejaculate in her hair. she will file a $200,000 lawsuit against the airline.
i did a crank that flight 2074 on dis chick and now american airlines has to pay out 200k
by austingale March 16, 2008
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Flight Deck

Main Entry: Flight Deck
Function: Noun
Date: Post Vietnam Era

The mental ward of a V.A. hosptial (usually the top floor) were vets go to get medication adjustments, escape from the world, drink coffee and smoke incessantly.

The catch phrase Flight Deck is so popular that it's even begun to spread into civilian nut huts.
1: Joe: Have you seen Harold lately?

John: He's on the flight deck.

Joe: I've wondered where he's been.

2: (Medication time is announced on the ward)

Patient#1: Medication time! Oh boy, CAT one ready to launch!!!

Patient#2: I hope it's not another FOD (Fuckin Over Dose).

Patient#3: Look at John, he's so over medicated that he's drooling and doesn't know where he is, fucking VA!

Patient#4: Yea, he's gear adrift all right.

Patient#5: says to med. nurse, "I'm refusing meds, fuck you!"

(Sound of P/A static on speakers) Med Nurse: Patient 5 has waved off, repeat, Patient 5 has waved off.
by bolillo loco December 28, 2009
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flight to boston

get a bitch to give me a flight to boston
by DJ Morris January 12, 2004
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Flight Attendant

A girl version of a wingman, usualy works beter than a wingman
"Steph Buscigs is my flight attendant"
"Yo i pretended to break up with my flight attendant to get that girl!"
by That Guy93 May 2, 2010
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Flight Reacts

CEO of "Look At Curry Man" and FTC. Also best reaction channel on Youtube.
Boy 1: "Who made look at curry man"

Boy 2: " It was made by Flight Reacts"
by Look At Curry Man 2 July 27, 2020
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flight inspection

The evaluation process, using aircraft properly equipped, regarding continuity, integrity and accuracy of significant parameters from radio navigation aids and procedures, aiming their calibration with international standards.
VOR, ILS, NDB, VASI, MLS, PAR, are different navigation aids and need periodic flight inspection.
by Arturo Cortijo February 18, 2008
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