KyleReese's definitions

Crow's Flight

The shortest distance from Point A to B without factoring in things like traffic, highways etc.

"Dude, this site says she is only 25 miles away"
"25 miles by a crow's flight"

by KyleReese November 13, 2009

midnight mass

For all the bad Catholics out there who only go to mass on midnight Christmas Day because they skipped every Sunday mass prior. The church is usually packed out to capacity.

"When was the last time you went to church"
"It doesn't matter. I'll make it up by going to midnight mass"

by KyleReese April 9, 2009

Text Muscles

When you are able to talk shit via text but not in person

Joe (while showing Jackie his phone): Wow, do you believe all the crap Ashley is saying?

Jackie: Yeah, her text muscles are really showing tonight.

by KyleReese July 9, 2010