slap on Flex Tape

1: The act of slapping Flex Tape on a surface to instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair it.
2: The answer to all your problems.

Guy 1: My wife just left me...
Guy 2: She left you? Well, just slap on Flex Tape!

by Chance4Doom December 18, 2018

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Flex Tape

A type of adhesive tape meant to be water and weather resistant. Well known by an infomercial hosted by Phil Swift.

"To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!"

by barnardsloop01 October 8, 2017

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Stretch pants with an elastic waistband allowing for excessive consumption of food without hindering the expansion of ones stomach.

Worn mostly by males, however some womens clothing offers the same benefits.

May be abbreviated FLT.

I am sure glad I had on my flexible leisure trousers when I ate the triple patty hamburger with double the meat and a super sized value meal, otherwise my pants button would've shot across the room.

by Michael Silver May 17, 2009

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flex my guns

To flex your arm muscles (especially the biceps and triceps). Generally performed to intimidate males and impress females.

The Unconventional Tzar: I once squelched an entire revolution in Pre-Soviet Russia, and all I had to do was flex my guns in the peasants' faces.

by theunconventionaltzar December 14, 2009

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flexing her cunt

When one is publicly displaying how much of a cunt they are.

At a Michael's Craft Store

Woman checking out at register - "I wanna speak to the manager. I've been waiting on this line for 1 minute! I need to pay for my 30 bags of chocolate like a fat fuck! This place is the worst!"

Correct response to this horrible person - "Wow! Look at that woman over there flexing her cunt!"

by nustinneiber March 6, 2016

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