Flatback

Someone who has a flatback as a result of laying on their back too much. Who are of a promiscious nature. Or simply, a female who is a sloppy, loose, trollup.

"man, that Deanna, she is such a flat back, I have seen her with 3 different guys this week!"

or

"Wow, why is he dating that flatback whore?"

by Elphaba. W. Witch August 5, 2008

flatuaquatics

flatuaquatics refers to an event where flatulence or "farts" sounds muffled by liquid, but is, in fact, dry. It may also sound like what is known as a "wet fart", or a "Shart", when someone farts and a little shit comes out.

Steve: "Dood, Tyler, did you just crap your pants?"

Tyler: "No, just some flatuaquatics"

Steve: "You sure?"

Tyler: "Let me check, yep".

Steve: "Oh, cool."

by T-Hood t.c. December 10, 2009

Flatwaring

A sexual position used in a gay orgy. When all men lay one on top of another, like plates in a cabinet.

"Wow, that flatwaring party we went to made me cum so hard!"

by VaginaBaconKittens December 3, 2013

flatlander

flatlander is a species of people who live in flatland. Talked about by Edwin Abbott Abbott in his book "flatland". It is a thought experiment about 2 dimensional beings, and their perceptions. A intro to the math subject topography.

A Square is a flatlander, he discovered lineland, and was once visited by A sphere, and was baffled by the 3rd dimension.

by clayton bigsby the fourth November 6, 2017

Flatmate

a person who you share a room with

My flatmate's telling me to put an ONION in my room

by Gokaes June 10, 2018

Flatassitosis

A condition in which one's gluteus maximus is less than the required amount for effective booty shaking.

Due to my state of flatassitosis, I will be unable to partake in the twerking competition.

by Rainestar June 29, 2018

Flakian

Of or related to a Rhetorical tactic used to deflect attention away from an issue while absolving the user of all moral responsibility to actually do something about the problem at hand.

This is often characterized by the use of furrowed brows and obsequious platitudes to further spineless political ambitions while providing little substance or evidence of character.

Common trademarks of Flakian rhetoric are the use of phrases such as:

“Very disappointing”; “It troubles me”; “I do not take this lightly”; “this is not to be taken lightly”

See also: Gaslighting

Generic Politician: “The president’s recent actions on this are beyond troubling. We must see to it we get back to the work of the people. Jobs. Tax cuts. Economic growth. Let’s not let the other side politicize this and make it a distraction. I promise you, none of us take this lightly.” *Turns from cameras and heads to the fourth tee never to be heard from again*

Viewer: “God, I’m tired of this Flakian BS! Just admit none of you don’t give a damn.”

by @PoliticalProletariat October 19, 2018