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Flatback

Someone who has a flatback as a result of laying on their back too much. Who are of a promiscious nature. Or simply, a female who is a sloppy, loose, trollup.
"man, that Deanna, she is such a flat back, I have seen her with 3 different guys this week!"

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"Wow, why is he dating that flatback whore?"
by Elphaba. W. Witch August 5, 2008
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fladback

Linda is burning for love. A very musical lady isn't she. Go on Linda suck his skinflute you fucking fladback
by stoat4016 October 27, 2013
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flapbasket

Another term used for a woman's flappy bits in the vagina region.
"oh wow, look! Her bathing suit is so small, I can see her flapbasket!"
by Lottacar June 11, 2019
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Flapjack

When a guy doesn’t want to take off his underwear to have sex so he pulls his penis out through the flap instead.
It’s so cold. Do you mind if I keep my briefs on?

No problem baby, gimme that flapjack.
by F00mp November 17, 2020
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serbian flapjack

When a man with an uncircumcised flacid penis smacks a woman in the face with his said penis
She just got whacked in the face with a Serbian Flapjack
by Mattallica January 21, 2017
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golden flapjack

A sex act involving urination and the pouring of syrup over one's chest. See also: golden shower
Last night, she gave me a golden flapjack!
by almasty September 2, 2020
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Spanish Flapjack

When a woman's asscheeks are badly sunburnt, you can ejaculate on them, creating a concrete-like material. If urinated on, the substance will soften until it looks and tastes like a pancake.
"What are your plans this weekend, Sarah?"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"
by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 1, 2021
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