ass fiddle

A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles.

Man, what a nice ass fiddle

by Austin J M May 29, 2008

Swedish Fiddler

Teabaging the Large Hadron Collider.
It's like getting your ticklebag jostled while jerking off to naked pictures of god.

The occasional Swedish Fiddler is the only reason i agreed to work on this underground doomsday machine.

by kidmash September 29, 2010

Fiddle

Verb- To play with, used in conjunction with sexual pleasure and pleasing.

I fiddled your mother's privates. She moaned like a wilderbeast.

by Paul February 28, 2004

Fiddin'

Getting ready to; In the act of preparing for a future activity.

I'm fiddin' to get my swerve on.

by Matt November 10, 2003

fiddly oblivious

When your personality and or behavior is so gullible or oblivious that someone can make up an adjective like fiddly and you'll believe it actually exists.

Derived from the word fiddle because whoever came up with that was clearly too oblivious to realize the word violin already existed.

Person 1: Who's Brittney Spears?
Person 2: The cavewoman married to the caveman in the Geico commercials.
Person 1: Really? I thought she wrote music?
Person 2:.......You're fiddly oblivious
Person 1: Yeah.... Wait that means imaginative right?
Person 2: *facepalm* Look it up in the dictionary
Person 1: It's not there....

by camellia April 29, 2013

biddy fiddler

a person who fantasises about elderly people in a sexual manner

dave fancies 70 year old janice, therefore he is a biddy fiddler

by nic the greek December 13, 2008

kiddy fiddler

a sick person who touches kids. they do stuff to children, unnatural stuff.

My dad is a kiddy fiddler. He should be put in jail.

by sonni vitalle January 16, 2008