fester

A retarded ugly ass guy. Origin from Uncle Fester from Festers Quest on the nes.

Fester is locked in the girls bathroom again.

by JBee May 6, 2004

Festered Cheerio

A rotting asshole, a suppurating anus.

Lick my festered cheerio

by Diddygaruk April 3, 2006

fester

a series of events taken by men every few months (from the day they turn 18 and up) with their mans, usually involving driving around town for hours, the purchase of tobacco, harassment of gas-station employees, eating corndogs, and the half-serious search for pornographic magazines

I should really call Luke, Pat, and Austin. We haven't festered in a long while, and I'm craving a cigar and a corndog.

by Toph23 July 12, 2009

fester

to dwell on; hold a grudge

who cares that your brother stole your girl? you lettin it fester. get over it, she was a ho.

by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

Festies

A closer bond then best friends,'besties'. Someone who is always around, so it seems as though you're not a loner. This person should also depend on you, sort of like a parasite.

Eden and I have been festies ever since year nine.

by Tammy18 May 2, 2008

Uncle Fester

A sex act in which, while doing someone anally, you suddenly pull out and insert a lightbulb into their asshole.

Dude, I totally gave that chick an Uncle Fester. You should've seen her ass light up!

by SubSpecies23 April 23, 2006

dweeble fester

A complete and total fucking IDIOT! ie;Daniel Curry(fucktard)

look at that dweeble fester,using a coat hanger to scrape her uterus!

by maj November 4, 2004