fender bender

small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.

the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.

by McCheesy November 1, 2003

uglier than a mud fence

Someone or something that is just too ugly to look at. Barely less hideous than fugly, but not by much.

OMG! That guy is uglier than a mud fence.

by Purple Unicorn May 9, 2008

fence-sitter

(n.) One who is afraid to have an opinion, and rather, simply points out the flaws of what everyone else is saying. Dislikeable to all. The exceptions are those fence-sitters that really don't give a shit and make fun of everything, who are liked by all.

A political moderate or an agnostic

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

Norwegian Picket Fence

The action of driving alongside a line of naked women lined up along a road with their breasts exposed, while sticking your erected penis out the car door and slapping their breasts with it.

Bitches be hollering when I pull off the Norwegian picket fence.

by Awob603 March 11, 2010

fence plowing

Fence plowing is the act of running head-long into any type of fence with the intention of knocking it down and/or putting a hole in it. The craze was not surprisingly started by a group of Long Island, New York teenagers and has rapidly spread to all corners of the United States. The problem reached maximum lulz when a man by the name of Mr. Kesselman was interviewed on CNN because his fence got utterly pwned. Search Youtube for fenceplowing for the interview and the hilarious video.

Yo nigga i just lit up sum ganja wanna go fence plowing?

by Corbyn, Fool February 8, 2007

felgercarb

Felgercarb! A space aged swearword, originally from Balltestar Galactica back in the 70's. I've been saying it since about 1980. I bet we hear it in the new Battlestar Galactica movie.

Oh Felgercarb! I think another one of those singing cylons is on my 6. No wait, that's Lipps, Inc., singing funkytown!

by Endorpheus January 2, 2005

Fencey

A durogatory name for a dog. Derived from the word Lucifer. Fencey's are small independent, stubborn lap dogs with a tendencey towards biting hands or fingers. . . .Especially when tired.

Fencey's are responsible for 73% of the wrong doings in the world.

Person 1: That's the meanest dog I've ever seen. What is that thing?

Person 2: That's a fencey.

by The Dog Whisperer January 29, 2008