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fertle

"will you go pick the pictures up?"
"Fertle"
by Katrina Hernandez September 23, 2007
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fitler

1. Person that throws a sissy fit.
2. An employer that rules with a Hitler-like attitude and puts bread on the table.
3. Person in charge of surveillance and patrol.
4. A clown.
Watch out, here comes Fitler!
by Woody November 7, 2003
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fettle

to fuck.
to fuck an ugly girl.

It comes from the steel industry originaly, as it means 'to scrape the slag out of furnaces'.
i fettled that bitch lastnight. she was nasty.
by funnily conical February 17, 2005
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Fettle

To have a long drawn out state of painful horrid vomiting, through drinking/smoking too much. often ending in the person fettling (the fettle-ee, or fettlemonster) passing out and sleeping in a puddle of their own vomit
Me: dude are you alright you look like you're going to fettle
Alex: no...i feel allright.....*hurrrrgh!!* i take it back, fetch the bucket
by Mr.Truddleswick October 16, 2005
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Fetlife

A website where you can post any x-rated photo or video you want. However, you will see a lot of men using dick pics as their main profile picture. This website is mainly used by couples to talk blog and vlog about their sex lives.

Don't bother to post wanted ads as a man. You will be ignored. It's not a dating site. Many accounts have been abandoned for years. If you're a man, you're much more likely to be hit on by middle-aged gay man than a woman if your content is public.

The social events are generally attended by couples; the few single ladies are either old & wrinkly, or a hippopotamus with glasses and colored hair.

It's is a great place to teach other couples who are experimenting and have intellectual, nerdy conversations. You'd be surprised how intelligent some people are on there.
Avoid the feminazies if possible, unless you enjoy being scolded.
New guy on FetLife: I'm going to put a dick pick as my main profile picture hoping I'd get hot babes after me.
After one year, this lonely man has only gotten a few messages from gay men who don't bother to notice he's straight. He finds out that all the babes are already in relationships. Every event he attended was a sausage party; all the clubs charged him full admission, but let the ladies in for free.
by Felis_Catus_Lover December 19, 2021
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fettled

fettled or when you fettle is the act of somebody throwing up or pukeing,
eg: jimmy had a whole 3 blunts to himself then he fettled everywhere
by EcHo_Atlas October 26, 2017
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Fettle

To resign oneself to defeat in the face of little or no obstacle
"how did the interview go?"
"Aboslute shite, I couldn't even remember my name, really fettle"
by Anonymous July 21, 2003
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