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Jackin fool

A guy who jacks his cock for hours every chance he gets.
I'm a Jackin Fool no doubt. I just jacked off for 5 hours and came a big load of jizz.
by blowmenow February 5, 2008
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jetss fool

"Aww dude... JETSS FOOL"
by Catalinadressing April 11, 2010
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feel a fool

to do something and feel foolish afterward; regret is usually accompanied with this feeling.
Dude 1: Did you ever ask out that girl you work with?
Dude 2: Yeah, and i feel a fool for doing so, i really wish i didn't.
by jesting fool June 28, 2008
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Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome

The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.
Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."
by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013
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no foolies

Said after something meaning it's the 100% truth. This cannot be used sarcastically, or any other -ly, except truthfully. You don't fuck with this shit.

It's origins come from South Park season 4 episode 16 'The Wacky Molestation Adventure.'
Person A: Holy shit, I just won $1,000,000 on this scratch ticket.
Person B: Bullshit.
Person A: No foolies.
Person B: Holy shit, buy me a car.
Person A: No.
by MikeTheMikeMike October 5, 2009
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fool in love

To fall too easilly in love like a fool. The person you love will leave too soon making you feel like a madd fool.
A: damn, i could wake up with that girl
B: dude, youl fool in love wit her and shel drop you like a hot sack a crap
by TDowns August 19, 2007
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tom ass foolery

an extreme case of tomfoolery;absurd nonsense or foolishness;unexplainable stupidity
Guy #1: Did you see the fat moron in the parking lot wearing the Jedi robe the other day?

Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!

Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.
by Can I have $5? April 9, 2005
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