fauldhouse

A village in West Lothian, Scotland. The place has a reputation for being quite rough and not many people live there by choice. It is usually quiet until after dark when all the junkies and neds come out to play. Depressing wee place with nothing going for it and not a very nice place to grow up.

"I widny start oan Bill, he's a Fauldhouse wean."
= "I wouldn't pick a fight with Bill, he's a Fauldhouse kid."

by Ashy October 13, 2012

Fauley

A person who blows smoke up your ass and brags about their success.

This guy is a really Fauley.

by Nate the Broker December 17, 2004

Not my fault

A phrase used to blame someone/thing else when something goes wrong.

"That was the worst throw of all time... Ever."
"Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way."

by Angryboy IV May 20, 2012

Faulk

To get lit up and/or laid out by Darren Sharper, much like during the Patriots saints game, where faulk got hammered!

Guy: did you see faulk get laid out by sharper?!?!? BEAST MODE
Girl: who's sharper?
Guy: go the fuck away

by Jimmy Football December 19, 2009

The fault in our stars

An exTREMELY overrated book and movie. Not even as sad as people say it is (yes, I am human) Was pretty disappointed when I first read the book cause of all the hype and "OMG I bawled my eyes out and used up all the tissues!" around it. It wAS a good book, but idek what all the craziness was about...

Friend 1: OMFG HAVE YOU SEEN THE FAULT IN OUR STARS I LOVE IT SO MUCH I USED UP LIKE 5 TISSUE BOXES ITS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!
Me; yeahh....it was.....g...ood......

by thisismypseudonymm April 18, 2015

my fault

u fuked up ok get it over with

oh shit it my FauLT

by its your fault May 31, 2019

Faulkner

v. 1, To remove the filter between one’s personal thoughts and speech, resulting in free indirect discourse.
2. to give a watch to another person for any reason.

1. "What the hell am I doing, I was supposed to turn left on Ponce, man I need to lose weight"

"What ARE you talking about?"

"Pardon me, I tend to faulkner when I'm driving."
2. "Son, I want you to have this watch.."

"Not that I remember time but that I forget it now and then...Seriously dad, if you are going to faulkner, at least be original."

by mattpie July 29, 2012