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Let me fall into the koi pond

The failure on a friend's part to step in and prevent a terrible situation from happening. In most instances, the friend not only fails to prevent the situation from happening, but makes an observable effort not to help. This is an allusion to The Office Episode where Jim leans back and allows Michael Scott to fall into a koi pond.
Dude I can't believe you didn't do anything back there. Way to let me fall into the koi pond, "friend"
by TRL0 November 11, 2009
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fall my hand

A Nigerian slang that is used when someone is disappointed by a person or an event.
Wole just fall my hand yesterday. He didn't send me the money he was owing me.
by ZaccEli June 16, 2020
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fall down fuck in the ass

When one has 1 too many tall boy Canadian's
Hey Billy, are you out of beers you fall down fuck in the ass
by Garage dude January 15, 2022
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free fall era

An era that is meant for the better meant of a induvial who constantly gets heart broken over some teenage jerk but continually runs back. this era is her chance to focus on her self and fully develop her “I don’t chase I attract mentality”. She needs to ignore that pretty boy and stand her grown and let him realize what he is missing.
“Have U heard she Is back in her free fall era”
by Cdogsoswag September 14, 2022
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I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up

The stage of you falling hard to the ground and no matter how hard you try, you cannot get back up.
I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up!!
That means that you're old.
by XXXCHICKENXXX December 13, 2012
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tall woman fallacy

Offering a single exception to a rule to disprove the general rule. The tall woman fallacy gets its name from people using a single tall woman to "disprove" the fact that men are taller than women.

This fallacy usually comes from misinterpreting a general rule to mean it applies in every single case, e.g. "All men are taller than all women" instead of "Men are, on average, taller than women."
A)
Jack: Men are taller than women.
Jill: That's not true Jack, Mary is 6'3".
Jack: That doesn't disprove the rule. Even when we take Mary and other tall women into account, there are still more tall men than women, and the average height for men will be higher than the average height for women. A few exceptions don't disprove the rule.

B)

Will: More violent crimes are committed by young people than by old people.
Joe: That's not true, I knew a 70 year-old who beat up his wife. Are you saying he didn't break the law?
Will: No Joe, that's the tall woman fallacy. While old people do commit crimes, there are fewer older violent criminals than there are young criminals, and fewer violent crimes committed by old people than by young people.
by woman of average height March 21, 2014
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The Olomu Fallacy

The genuine, redpilled belief that all chance relies on a binary outcome; a 50:50 chance that something either will or will not happen, and naught else. You either have it, or you don't.
"Nick is really out here exemplifying the Olomu Fallacy in AP Stat today. He said that he either would or wouldn't get head, it's that simple bro! Iffy uh"
by InTheWind November 12, 2019
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