fassasitate

to fantasise about people above the age of 70. Derives from the word fasser which means old.

Stop fassasitating over my grandma you big weirdo!

by esther.L and Nell.C the foxes February 18, 2005

failsmanship

The acknowledgment of someone's failing to perform any given act, usually a mundane one.

Shae's attempt to provide an example for this word resulted in failsmanship because he junked it up so bad.

by skryblz March 25, 2009

fassa

a universal word from the ancient Kelleronian language used as a substitute and/or filler in regular conversations.

- fassa is often used in direct correlation with the word yogger

1. No way Janna! Fassa that! You clean up the dog poop.
2. What the fassa is wrong with her? She looks yogged up.
3. You're a fassa Janna. I can't believe it's not butter.

by Fassa Loobie Jones June 18, 2009

Failsaur

1) A term used to describe fail 6-9 year olds in MMO's or forums.

2) Someone who just fails SO MUCH, you'd think they were 5.

Casual WOW raider: We tried the Lich King in 25 man, but the tank was a failsaur pulled, and bubblehearthed.

Forum user: That troll is such i failsaur. I just kow he's 8.

by Failsaur March 7, 2010

Fassagger

a chunky woman with extremley saggy tits!

Keaton: hey look its your future wife

Bodhi: ohh yeah shes hot

Keaton: not her the fassagger on the left

Bodhi: awe :(

by KeatonsBS July 3, 2011

Fassets

fuckable assets

dude that girl has fassets

Ally has a great ass, that's her fasset!

by DORYZEBBY July 31, 2012

facissist

Someone in love with their own Facebook updates.
A narcissist Facebook aficionado.

Bob likes every single facebook post & photograph that he uploads. He is such a facissist.

by Brandnuisance November 25, 2013