German Facial

When a person walks through a steaming sewer vent and breathes in deeply. This may cause a smell or taste that lingers for hours and possibly be followed by gagging, vomiting, or your friends laughing at you for hours.

Lets take the sidewalk on the other side of the street. I don't want to get a german facial.

by Besieged August 6, 2011

poop facial

Much like the average facial we all know and love, except in this case the ejaculate is replaced with shit from ones anus.

The dirty german girl couldnt get enough skat porn, so I offered to give the frowlein a poop facial

by Silfmiester May 24, 2009

Facial Friend

A friend that lets you cum in her face.

I can't wait to see my facial friend, I have a big load waiting for her.

by D&DinDallas April 12, 2011

Glasgow Facial

Like the spiderman (where a male pulls out during sex, cums in his hand and throws it into his partners face) although instead of throwing, just smushes it into their face instead.

"Treated my bird to a nice Glasgow Facial the other day, she weren't too happy".

by Lynneface April 17, 2005

facial

when a man cums over someone else(s)'s face.

i answered the door wearing only a lace baby-doll. he took one look at my huge breasts, and pushed me onto the ground. i unbuttoned his pants and began to suck his dick while he ate me out. finaly i couldn't take it and i shoved his dick into me. he started pumping as fast as he could go and i screamed in pleasure. after i had orgasmed he pulled out and gave me a facial.

by crowg May 15, 2007

Facial Eclipse

When a woman with a large ass (aka moon) sits on the face of her sexual partner, covering it completely.

I'd love to facial eclipse Hugh Jackman.

by shankaskank October 17, 2010

facial genocide

A romantic coined term to ejaculate on your sexual partner's face.

My friend who works for EA, always use facial genocide to express his love to his girlfriend

by phat_tonyca June 25, 2008