Erika Parker is a stupid fat troll. Do not mess with her, she is a fugly carrot and if you talk to her the only words that will come out of her mouth and mean mean words. she might even call you a horse! No boys like her because she is stupid, ugly, fat and has nooo curves. She happens to have the unfortunate body type of a seal! THAT'S GROSS! when ever she likes a boy they don't like her back (I mean who would she's stupid). but boys beware! Rumor has it the last boy she liked crushed her heart, so she ate him! and over all who the hell would name their child Erika Parker? to have this name is to be super unlucky and if you have this name I would seriously consider getting run over by a school bus like Regina George. but make sure its a yellow school bus or else I will sister snatch your bra and put it in the freezer!
Btw Erika don't feel bad this is just how I feel about you!
XOXOXOXOXOXO
REBECCA OUT!!
for ya'll that didn't know Erika is a real person... but she looks like a horse!
Btw Erika don't feel bad this is just how I feel about you!
XOXOXOXOXOXO
REBECCA OUT!!
for ya'll that didn't know Erika is a real person... but she looks like a horse!
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Get the Etika mug.As I place her on top of the largest pedestal there is. To define her, would be to cut an angel's wings. This queen will make you question everything you ever held that will bring you happiness, she now becomes your center of the universe, she is the sunshine of the day and makes you feel warmth and love. Starting I must eulogize her spirit, character, essence, personality, charisma, empathy these are the intangibles in which her inner beauty is composed of and every single of them is unique like her. She has the sole power to make you fall in love with her every single day over and over, and plan a future with her by your side that will never see love, communication, or respect falter. The beauty she possesses shuns even that of every Miss Universe, her eyes gazing at you take a millisecond to feel goosebumps all over your body and draw the mind to an exalted feeling of ecstasy unlike anything you've ever felt. When she gives you little faces and gestures like a little girl and you hear her angelic voice you only wanna say I love you more than Dr. Pepper nena linda. You really are at a loss for words, there will be no way to hold yourself from wanting to scream into the wind to let everyone know how much you love her. Her facial features surpass those of even the highest of royalty, they are consecrated to stand as the purest, only will you kiss them when she sees you are worthy.
Erika, will you kiss me during a starry night under the moon, let the crickets be the only ones who hear us?
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