When a person places fecal matter between the mattress and box spring. Thus resulting in a special surprise upon discovery. Common joke between eastern European males between the ages of 17 and 22.
"I just left a Russian easter egg in his bedroom!"
"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."
"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."
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Unfortunately there would be a few that would steal your money after marrying you and would run away after the 3rd day of marriage. Eastern European girls like to live in english speaking countries; especially England, America and Canada.
On the plus side, they are very friendly and they love black and asian guys. They don't eat fast food and put American girls to shame in beauty contests. Some Eastern European girls can also be quite lazy and some don't work at all. You don't have to visit Eastern Europe to see them, just travel to London or New York and they will be there.
Unfortunately there would be a few that would steal your money after marrying you and would run away after the 3rd day of marriage. Eastern European girls like to live in english speaking countries; especially England, America and Canada.
On the plus side, they are very friendly and they love black and asian guys. They don't eat fast food and put American girls to shame in beauty contests. Some Eastern European girls can also be quite lazy and some don't work at all. You don't have to visit Eastern Europe to see them, just travel to London or New York and they will be there.
Adam: Hey Joe check out this picture of my new girlfriend and she's from Russia.
Joe: WOW, shes fucking hot!
Adam: Yeah, Eastern European girls are so beautiful.
Joe: WOW, shes fucking hot!
Adam: Yeah, Eastern European girls are so beautiful.
by Downtown Wtf August 10, 2009
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Easter Eggs are hidden links or files coded into software or websites.
In the end, they are useless gags that programmers include for fun.
In the end, they are useless gags that programmers include for fun.
Did you find the easter eggs in phantastyk.ca?
No, but I found the easter eggs in Adobe Photoshop 6.0.
No, but I found the easter eggs in Adobe Photoshop 6.0.
by Paul Perreault December 28, 2005
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by Cully October 8, 2005
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Despite its prestige in certain areas of study, the current university administration is intent on running any semblance of academic development into the ground by investing in a doomed division I football program, trading academics for (unlikely) success in the athletic arena. Recommended that you avoid until the board of regents gets their head out of their ass and realizes that Eagle football doesn't mean shit to anyone at EMU, let alone prospective students.
Despite its prestige in certain areas of study, the current university administration is intent on running any semblance of academic development into the ground by investing in a doomed division I football program, trading academics for (unlikely) success in the athletic arena. Recommended that you avoid until the board of regents gets their head out of their ass and realizes that Eagle football doesn't mean shit to anyone at EMU, let alone prospective students.
School principal: "I see here you were educated and certified at Eastern Michigan University. You're hired!"
EMU Grad: "Sweet!"
EMU Grad: "Sweet!"
by EMUROX August 22, 2011
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On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:
1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.
Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.
On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:
1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.
Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.
Boss: "Have a nice weekend! I'll see you Monday morning, bright and early!"
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)
by Brad Parrack May 17, 2006
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Although many people in the middle east are modern people, yearning for freedom, the governments of the Middle East are corrupt and authoritarian, blocking any attempts at reform.
Home to great food and art, the middle east is the home of many technological and mathematics, for example, being the birthplace of modern algebra and the cradle of civilization. Middle Eastern people are very warm and kind and love a good party.
Although many people in the middle east are modern people, yearning for freedom, the governments of the Middle East are corrupt and authoritarian, blocking any attempts at reform.
Home to great food and art, the middle east is the home of many technological and mathematics, for example, being the birthplace of modern algebra and the cradle of civilization. Middle Eastern people are very warm and kind and love a good party.
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