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elephant turd

A pre-formed hemispherical concrete unit, 8-10" in diameter, commonly placed on the edge of lawns in order to discourage people from driving on the grass; also a useful projectile for automotive and domestic smash-and-grab break-ins. Common in Florida.
Some dickwipe broke into my BMW with an elephant turd.
by TheLivingGoober August 17, 2008
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Elephanting

The act of putting your hand behind your back in between your legs and jacking off; After you cum you shake your dick like an elephants trunk and screaming.
Me: Why didn't Ben come to school today?
Friend: He was Elephanting all night yesterday.
by Iamthebest22 March 7, 2009
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Elephant Pussy

A very fat enlarged vagina!
When Corissa Black wears tight pants and her elephant pussy shows through her yoga pants and makes everyone want to throw up!!
by elephantpuss April 28, 2010
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elephant girl

A woman who is both fat and annoying. What jack Nicholson called the waitress annoying him in "As Good as it Gets."
by hititlong January 4, 2006
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Blue Elephant

When you are having anal intercourse and your partners anus is so tight it stops the blood flow to your penis and it gives it a blueish hue.
I was balls deep in Dan’s ass last night and the dude was so tight he gave me a blue elephant.
by ElephyPattern September 9, 2018
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Elephant penis

While elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter. One enterprising biologist has even gone as far as to calculate the average weight of an elephant penis at a est. 59.5 pounds (with testicles at 4.4 pounds each).
Wow that Elephant penis is hugh and shes takeing it.
by Starknight97 December 24, 2008
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Elephant

When a man tucks his own penis into his own butthole.
Hey Jeremy, what are you doing for Columbus Day? "Oh not much, gonna put on the new Coldplay album and give myself an elephant."
by Jimmy Feix July 11, 2014
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