Definitions by TheLivingGoober

Cohete 

Spanish word for "rocket" but can apply to any cylindrical object that can be fired. As in, "I got a rocket in my pocket."

"Tengo un cohete en el pantalón.." From the song "Mil Horas" by Los Abuelos de la Nada.

Cohete by TheLivingGoober September 24, 2018

Chowder Factory 

An organization or place whose population consists of a large percentage of females with substandard personal hygiene.

Glad I don't live downwind of that sorority, it's a freakin' chowder factory!

Chowder Factory by TheLivingGoober August 21, 2016

elephant turd 

A pre-formed hemispherical concrete unit, 8-10" in diameter, commonly placed on the edge of lawns in order to discourage people from driving on the grass; also a useful projectile for automotive and domestic smash-and-grab break-ins. Common in Florida.

Some dickwipe broke into my BMW with an elephant turd.

elephant turd by TheLivingGoober August 17, 2008

African 500 

Racist term for an urban expressway that passes through an area where the residents, or a large percentage of the drivers, are predominantly of African-American descent; derived from automobile races such as the Indianapolis 500.

Mr. Smith says that the Dan Ryan Expressway should be renamed the African 500.

African 500 by TheLivingGoober January 31, 2007