elephancy

(n)

1. the state of idiocy, usually pertaining to fat situations
2. the state of randomness for a conversation
3. the relevance to elephants and their behavior in any time

Only under the state of elephancy can a skinny man eat a whole ton of cheese fries.

by Scyzerfenn April 25, 2004

Elephant

A grey animal with a trunk, bigger than a cat but smaller then the Moon.

" Look at that majestic elephant it is so beautiful"

by R3kt those n00bs April 13, 2015

Elephant

A random unknown mexican bitch who shows up to The Ave just to go throw neck in the avetard bathroom.

Bruh the fucking elephant gave that nigga head in the bathroom and nobody even knows who she is.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

Elephanting

The act of putting your hand behind your back in between your legs and jacking off; After you cum you shake your dick like an elephants trunk and screaming.

Me: Why didn't Ben come to school today?
Friend: He was Elephanting all night yesterday.

by Iamthebest22 March 08, 2009

Elephant

When a man tucks his own penis into his own butthole.

Hey Jeremy, what are you doing for Columbus Day? "Oh not much, gonna put on the new Coldplay album and give myself an elephant."

by Jimmy Feix July 12, 2014

elephant

When you pull your pockets and cock out.

(after pulling your pockets and cock out) Hey Joe check out this elephant.

by Chadwick Meriweather III January 27, 2005

the elephant

a kamasutra sex position that is very painful but very enjoyable at the same time. It's when you put both of your legs to the side closing them and the guy inserts his weener in you the penetration is deep how most woman and men like it =

ohhhhhhhh yes i love it when you fuck me like that thank god for the elephant position

by Ceee Son January 15, 2008