hometown electrician

While ramming your flesh dagger into a girl's cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. This is sure to be a rather shocking sexual encounter for any average couple.

"Hey honey, want to try the hometown electrician?"
"What's that?"
*Zap*

by crazy nucker April 22, 2010

Turkish Election

A method of which a person is chosen to go first during a gang bang. The method of election is as follows: each male undresses and the male with the least amount of foreskin (decided by a vote of those present) goes first.

Bubba: How are we going to get this f*****g thing started?
Hank: Let’s have a Turkish Election

by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico March 29, 2019

Electric Feel

That fucking amazing feeling you get with warmth and shivers all over your body, only occurs in the best orgasms one can achieve. Sends shivers down your spine from the imense amount of pleasure you have, leaving you with comfortand a sense of pleasure. It is the orgasm we all want. The reason of life.

person 1:I had sex last night, and instead of going into detail of how awesome it was, lets just say i acheived the Electric Feel.

person 2: YOU LUCKY BITCH.

by caiorgasm March 2, 2010

electric nigger

A person who is just used and appreciated like some mechanical slave. They just do and don't ask questions.

"For years you've been ordering me around, dumping all of these projects on me, and treating me like your little electric nigger."

by HypeAustin April 10, 2008

election

A system where two people that represent the rich minority compete to see who can trick more people that they are actually going to do something in their interests.

Why the fuck vote? We all know whoever wins is going to be a Republican/Democrat and they're both going to tell us that they represent the working man while fucking everyone but the rich.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

by DrIdiot August 31, 2004

electric car owners

literally complains about why oils are bad, gases smells bad, engine is a waste of money, and it cost to buy a engine car when flexxing about your tesla and owing a tesla is exensive. Even tho they can get lost out of sight, die during winter, die on highways like chevorlette trucks, and no sounds.

Average electric car owner: "haha gas" poor person !!!!!!LOL OIL!!!!!!!!!
Average classic 50s engine car drivers: Companies has gotten lazy. Electric car ownershas no proof why it's better than old

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Electric Soup

"Electric Soup" is originally the colloquial name for the beverage made by infusing milk with natural gas which was readily available from broken gas lanterns in the hallways and closes of tenements and flats across Scotland before North Sea gas was used and electric lamps were introduced. "Electric Soup" was commonly made and consumed by tramps, alcoholics and delinquents and was reported to have a mind altering effect.

We started goin' in tae pubs together, then we went on tae secondary school, then we started on the electric soup.

by Schemie MacJakie November 2, 2009