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Montana Eggplant

Large black Nigerian female with hourglass hips and a cowboy hat who squirts as faithfully as old faithful. Her partner is typically a small Asian man, around 120lbs in weight or lower. She uses her large tentacle like appendage to dominate her partner.
Damn!, by the way she's doing im, I'd say she's a Montana Eggplant!
by Jack Stack_24 October 2, 2020
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Eggplant Cutlets

The act of releasing onto a girl’s chest while having sex on the beach, after which one presses the woman’s breasts into the sand, thereby making what resembles two delicious eggplant cutlets. This move is similar to the “Chicken Cutlet” and “Screaming Seagull,” and acts as a vegetarian alternative.
I took Tina to the beach, and as we were going at it, she told me to finish on her chest. I surprised her by rolling her over, pressing her breasts into the sand, and making two perfect eggplant cutlets out of those beautiful warlocks.
by Apple Clis January 31, 2024
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eggplant of Missouri

The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.
I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missourilast night. She said it was the best she ever had.
by ang3lb0y October 9, 2023
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Eggplant Motorcycle

When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland
I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!
by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023
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Eggplant Pizza

A gay furry named Eggplant Pizza found on discord with the tag Eggplant#0011
by Eggplant Pizza December 29, 2022
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Potato, Eggplant

A popular Finnish phrase used to describe the lack of similarity between potatoes and eggplants.
Hey, this potato isn't purple, it's "potato, eggplant".
by Whyyaman January 7, 2023
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Epic eggplant

When you wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the base of your penis so that it swells up and turns purple like an eggplant.
Last week I fucked a girl with my epic eggplant

Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?
by Mynoduesp321 October 6, 2023
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