Eggplant

A dick.

Just like you.

Send nudes *eggplant emoji*

by the twix bar September 19, 2018

eggplant casserole

eggplant casserole is very cool

hey do you see eggplant casserole

yeah it's cool

by mynameisted November 23, 2021

eggplant girl

A female whose body type is between a BBW and an Athletic one. They usually wear purple colored one piece dresses and take the shape of an eggplant. Formally known as EPs in the sex industry for their oblong body type and sexual prowess.

You should check out that site eggplantgirl.com. That Eggplant Girl can surely ride him like a trailer hitch!

by LRockDub20 November 21, 2018

Spicy eggplant

When you dip your dick in chili oil and switch from anal to vaginal

I totally used spicy eggplant on your mom last night

by PapayaPounder69 May 16, 2018

eggplant of Missouri

The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.

I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.

by ang3lb0y October 9, 2023

eggplant

a vegetable used to describe a fukcing bricked up boner.

john: hey, i brought a eggplant.
12 year old kids on the internet: gimme some of that bbg ;)))))

by minercrafter123 June 21, 2022

Boys who hate eggplant

A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.

Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?

by Carrotlady May 3, 2021