Drift wood

Morning wood that lasts late into the afternoon.

You: "Dude...I had the most embarassing moment of my life this afternoon."

Friend: "Your girfriend saw your dick?"

You: "Naw dude...I had a bad case of drift wood and I forgot to tuck it when I went to work."

Friend: "I am SO...SORRY. Can I get you anything bro?"

You: "Only my self respect....."

by Notorious C.A.R.R.O.T. November 14, 2009

drift wood

An older guy that drifts around and tries to hang out with random crowds in order to gain easier access to young girls, especially at the workplace during lunch or smoke breaks.

TJ: "Look at ole man Grant going to lunch with those intern girls."

Martin: "Yeah that's drift wood trying to wash up on Amber's beach."

by Rhiine Mumps November 29, 2007

drift

it would seem that most people trying to define the term drift here are either people who look at drifting in somewhat of a negative view, or people who think they know all about drifting because they watch initial D alot.It would also seem that all,if not most of these people are americans.
take it from someone who knows drifting, not because it's popular in their country,and not because they have seen it on a cool looking cartoon. drifting in australia is not very big, and that's the way we like it. i have drifted effectively,and i have also written off a car in the proccess of drifting once. from the over use of the word "ricer" i can tell that most of these people take drifting as somesort of an ego trip thing,and that drifting in america is quite big, thus making many people think they are down because they go to the battles and watch the cartoons.try it for real and see how you go.
DRIFTING IS: The art of driving a car sideways through a corner whilst maintaining effective wheelspin.
it started underground.keep it that way.

'i'm a drifter because i called someone a ricer for talking about drifting'.....that's NOT how it goes.

KEEP DRIFT UNDERGROUND

by legitimate business man August 27, 2005

Wiki Drift

A game in which you are at an article on Wikipedia. And you have a goal article. Which is a completely random article that you have to get to by just using the links on the pages. Only played by the l33t.

Dude I so fucking PWN3D at a Wiki Drift tournament last night

by Street Dentist December 6, 2006

Zoo Driftin'

A fictional event used in a lie to avoid another potential event.

Chick1: Do you want to study hardcore tonight?
Chick2: Awwww, I can't. I'm going Zoo Driftin'. Yeah...the crew and I are going drifting at the zoo.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

DIFTS

Abbrv. Do It For The Story
Often used to make someone do something they don't necessarily want to do. Making things happen that normally would not stricly to be able to tell people about it. Doing things you would not normally do because of the memories you will have.

James : Yo man lets go out, dollar beers.
Sean : Can't do it man, got a huge final tommorow.
James : Comon man lotta girls, going to be epic night
Sean : Test tommorow... CAN'T
James : DIFTS
Sean : DAMMIT MAN, ill go get ready...

by James O'Donoghue May 14, 2007

drift

An advanced driving technique used mainly for show in which the driver maintains oversteer through balance of throttle and steering inputs. It is the latest trend to be slowly taken over by automotive posers (Ricers). Because of this, you see many "dRifT ThUgZ," who are no more than idiot posers who watch too much Initial D and think yanking the E-brake around the street is a drift. Go Away.

"Yo, he did a mad drift, yo in da hood I'm a faggot gangsta please give me penis" <- WRONG.

by Lonely Doridori January 11, 2004