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Dishonorable Discharge

(n) The dishonorable discharge came into popularity during the Vietnam War when sailors found that the local prostitutes loved having men fart into their mouths. They combined this sex act with the embarrassment of being kicked out of the Navy to coin the term.
Dude, that bitch was so freaky, she let me give her a dishonorable discharge!
by The Sandwich Maker April 6, 2010
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dousche monkey

When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.
At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
by crzyqbanmark January 6, 2008
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dousche coosh

A dousche coosh is slightly similar to a cunt. Deragatory towards the female species. Its a biznatch that has a bulgy, cushiony pussy (that you may use as a pillow) but you might pass out because it smells like it needs to be dousched.
"I'm not goin anywhere near that dousche coosh"
"Whats that smell? Do you have a dousche coosh"
"Dude... did you just wake up from a dousche coosh?"
"Your dousche coosh looks like a kangaroo pouch"
"Your dousche coosh is so huge it looks like you gave birth to a horse"
by Poonjab April 8, 2006
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Dishonorable Discharge

1.) Dishonorable Discharge refers to the act of climaxing inside your partner during unprotected sex after promising to pull out ahead of time.

2.) The act of ejaculation, whether self stimulated or otherwise, for which the primary mental stimulation is of someone forbidden; eg. Ex-Girlfriend, Girlfriend's sister, Your sister, Your Mom.
So I was really planning to pull out but lost focus... dishonorable discharge.
by IrishChaldog June 15, 2010
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bolsa de ducha

Spanish for douchebag. Literal translation: shower bag.
Tu eres una bolsa de ducha.
by godsflesh55 November 4, 2010
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Duschl

Derived from a Germanic tribe of warrior midgets who would cover their enemy's' entire head in honey, then would cover it with biting ants and put a bag over it while they swing them back and fourth naked on a rope 5 feet off the ground.

To "Duschl" is now know as a sexual position involving hoodwinking, honey, and rope.
"You wanna Duschl?"
by DUSCHL! July 26, 2009
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deuschtard

A combination of "deuschbag" and "retard" for that special someone who you loath.
You are a deuschtard for drinking devil juice (pepsi) and listening to Brittney Spears!!
by Shortman February 11, 2005
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